Millennials can tell: things are pretty bad. Like, really bad. And it looks like they might just get worse.
And if that’s the case, why not just spend all the money today? If things are just going to get worse, that means today is the last best day of the rest of their lives. So buy now, buy often, buy until your bank account screams uncle.
But what if they’re wrong?
We would replace the interior windows of participating Bank of Texas locations with ultra-thin TVs running a non-stop stream of Dallas circa 2049.
But we wouldn’t stop there. We would set up Portals to the Future around Dallas so the public can enjoy inspiring glimpses of their not-so-distant future.
Texans love their local newspapers. Seriously: 79% of adult Texans read a local paper every month. That’s why we would take out a full page ad advertising the future Bank of Texas wants to prepare your finances for.
Millennials feel like they’ve missed out on the halcyon days of retirement: the golden watch, the teary speeches, the going away party. While Bank of Texas can’t provide all of that, they can mark the occasion with a limited edition watch. Maybe that’ll be enough to make someone cry?